MADE IN CHELSEA TRANSCRIPTS:

KEY:

(.)   = STANDARD PAUSE, WHERE A COMMA WOULD GO IN A SENTENCE

(0.5)  = LONGER PAUSE, ROUGHLY TIMED

[DIALOGUE]  = INTERRUPTIONS, ON TOP OF ONE ANOTHER, OVERLAPPING

((ACTION))  = AN ACTION THAT GIVES CONTEXT

DIALOGUE:::  = ELONGATED WORD PRONUNCIATON FOR EMPHASIS

DIALOGUE  = EMPHASISED/STRESSED WORD IN THE SENTENCE

DIA-DIALOGUE  = STUTTERING/FALSE START

DIALOGUE…  = WHEN THE UTTERANCE FADES OUT OR TRAILS OFF

(EPISODE 1 SEASON 12 6:15)

PROUDLOCK AND JAMIE: catching up on the events in France involving a falling out between J's girlfriend and best friend

P:   Yeah (.) boy:::

J:   What took you so long (.) beast?

P:  Oh hey boy (.) bring it in bro!

J:  ((groaning)) I had a leg day (.) boy

P:  ((laughter)) Ah (.) it’s so good to see you man (1) talk to me

J:   Oh no (.) you talk to me

P:  Oh mate (.) your lid’s looking very natural ((laughter)) (0.5) that’s good to see (0.5)

    [is that from France?]

J:  [So is yours… mate!]

P:  Is that [France?]

J:              [So is yours!] ((laughter))

P:  Is that from the sunshine in France? (0.5) mate it must have been [ really sunny ] there!

J:                                                                                                                         [((laughter))]

P:  I mean (.) that is… can I touch it?

J:  Yeah man! (0.5) but you’re back for good now (.) right?

P:  I’m back man (.) yeah… It’s good to see you (.) can’t wait to meet your girlfriend

J:  Exciting (.) mate (.) she’s stayed with me every single night (.) pretty much

P:  So (.) sin-since coming back from France

J:  She’s there (.) she’s always there [which is sweet]

P:                                                             [So you guys] (.) you guys have been spending pretty much every day together (.) right?

J:  Pretty much (.) yeah                     

P:  So (.) I mean (.) I mean what’s the situation with um (.) with Mytton?

J:  (1) Haven’t really seen him (.) it ended up (.) you know (.) Mytt throwing a party and umm     me not going and just (.) chilling with Frank and saying (.) umm ‘’look, I owe it to you’’ (.) you know?

P:  So was she almost being (.) like (.) ‘’look, it’s either me [ or…’’]

J:                                                                                                    [Yeah]

P:                                                                                                   [or him] (.) At the end of the day (.) you can’t spec- (.) choose between the two of them (.) you’ve gotta like solve (.) the         [situation…]

J:  [no no]

P: and they need to come to some sort of (0.5) you know (.) understanding and just put it all to bed

J: Yeah (.) I agree

P: You should probably just meet up with Mytton man (.) and just speak to him         

J:  Yeah (.) and if- if everything in France is forgotten and we’re like (.) good (.) then fine

(EPISODE 1 SEASON 12 3:25)

BINKY, ROSIE AND LOUISE: catching up about the night before

L: I’ve prepared a hangover feast!

B: What (.) a bit of toast with Marmite on?

R: Thank you Porg::

L: Yeah (.) tea and toast

B: Thanks Porglet::

R: It’s needed after last night

B: Um (.) yeah (.) did you have fun?

R: Yeah (.) You had a lot of fun

B: I’ve never seen you slutdrop so much

R: You were slupdropping all over the shop!

B: I know (.) [you have to] when you’re really good at something (.) you have to show it off

R:                  [Yeah] fair enough

B: And (.) teach other people (0.5) who saw Ollie playing tonsil tennis last night?

R: Yeah

L: He looks so cute

R: Ollie looks [happy]

L:                      [yeah]

B: This is Nick

R: Ok

B: His new (.) squeeze

L: Yeah (.) he seems very normal

B: Ollie just needs a bit of proper (.) sex

L: You’re [obsessed with sex!]

B:             [Well no (.) I’m not] sex-obsessed

L: Do you think about it every three seconds (.) like most guys?

B: ((slight sigh)) yeah (.) probably ((laughter))

L: ((laughter)) like now ((clicks fingers))

B: So do you two! (.) are you mad? (.) you’re having sex with Ryan (.) throughout the day (.) every day (0.5) [hence why we never see you anymore!]

L:                              [but it’s not all::: the time::]

B: Louise?

R: Majority

L: Sometimes (.) like (.) more than most people ((laughter)) maybe

B: ((phone vibrates))

R: JP?

L: What?

B: He keeps calling (.) messaging

L: Evidently

R: What (.) Wh-what are your thoughts?

B: I just don’t know

R: Yeah

B: Um:: (0.5) I have to see him at some point (1) I’m off to go and see Ollie now (.) and [meet Nick] with him (.) asking him 21 questions

R: [Have fun!]

B: Lovely seeing you (.) little ones

L: Enjoy

B: Thanks for the soggy toast and tea (.) ta-ta ((leaves))

R: Didn’t realise they were in touch

L: I know

(EPISODE 1 SEASON 12 32:15)

BINKY. ROSIE AND LIV: talking about France and then Binky's situation

B: Liv had a fantastic time in France

R: I heard

B: She wa-she was hungry for it and she..

R: You got fed ((laughter))

B: She got fed big time

R: I haven’t seen Francis in (.) so long (.) and then I hear that you are hooking up (.) with him

L: [No it was…]

B: [She stole him off Toff] (.) really good friend you are (.) well done ((laughter))

L: I’m not friends with Toff!

B: ((laughter)) I’m joking

L: Actually (.) being here is a bit (.) awkward (.) ‘cause I keep seeing her (0.5) and Jess and I were friends in the beginning (.) but we’re not anymore (.) because she’s sort of like (.) Team Toff and all this crap

R: Yeah (.) have you seen JP today?

B: Yeah (.) it is obviously (.) weird seeing him an-and us not talking (.) but he’s just respecting what I’ve asked him to do (.) I’ve asked for time (.) I’ve asked for space

R: But I think you deserve so much better (.) I think even if he promised you the world (.) he still wouldn’t be able to give you what you wanted

L: [This is what…]                               

R:[I think he’ll] turn around now and say ‘’Oh (.) you can go out as much as you want (.) I’ll be a super chilled boyfriend (.) let’s hang out with your friends more’’ (0.5) but whenever people say they’re gonna change they change for all of (.) like (.) twenty minutes (.) [and then it’s back to…]

L:                 [that’s true]

R: And I don’t think you should even (.) [give him a chance]

B:                                                                   [no (.) listen (.)] I haven’t made a decision yet (.) it’s not like I [know what I’m doing]

L:                    [don’t (.) like (.) rush…]

R: Don’t rush to make the decision

B: That’s exactly what I’m not doing (.) I’m not rushing (.) so don’t worry

R: Good

B: Ok?

R: Yeah